This is my personal web site. You came here for... some reason? Iunno.
No guarantees of quality or purpose. Yes guarantees of profanity and obscenity.
All opinions and statements are my own, they don't reflect the blah blah of my employers blah blah blah. If you're looking for dirt on the companies or people I work for, they already know I'm a terrible person.
If you don't like what I have to say, you don't have to be here. Fuck on off to somewhere else.